I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • @Potatos_are_not_friends
    2•5 months ago

    So many fuck faces go, “People should just leave everybody alone!” And then go protest against LGBTQ existing.