• @[email protected]
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      4210 months ago

      All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]

      • Rhaedas
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        2610 months ago

        Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.

        • themeatbridge
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          1410 months ago

          Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.

            • Rhaedas
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              810 months ago

              Kung Fu fighting is definitely not safety dancing. At all.

              • themeatbridge
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                610 months ago

                It’s the year 2145, and dancing has been deemed unsafe due to widespread kung-fu fighting and the NaeNaepocalypse of 2099. AI-controlled synthetic automatons now perform all dance-related functions. Automatic, systematic, full of color, self-contained fembots have eliminated the need for humans to engage in dancing. Captivating stimulating, filled with space age design, rhythmatic and acrobatic, they are dynamite attractions, geared to really blow your mind. Dancing, dancing, dancing.