• ivanafterall
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    67 months ago

    Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

    • @FooBarrington
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      77 months ago

      What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?

      • ivanafterall
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        17 months ago

        Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

        • @FooBarrington
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          37 months ago

          I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.