House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery…is sinful and offensive to God.” He has said he and his son use a software program called Covenant Eyes to ensure neither is looking at porn.

Given all this, you may think that Johnson would not be comfortable showing up to a criminal trial to defend a guy who allegedly had an affair with an adult film star (according to the adult film star anyway, though Trump denies it), paid her to stay quiet about the alleged affair, and then was accused of covering up said payment. But you would think wrong!

On Tuesday, Johnson attended Donald Trump’s hush money trial in Manhattan, where—prior to the proceedings getting underway—the congressional leader nodded approvingly at Trump from behind a metal barrier, like a groupie at his favorite band’s concert.

  • @TIMMAY
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    286 months ago

    did he ask his son if it was okay for him to suck donald off?

    • @Son_of_dad
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      106 months ago

      I hope he’s not allergic to mushrooms

      • @grue
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        26 months ago

        I don’t.

          • @grue
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            6 months ago

            No, I don’t care if Mike Johnson is allergic to it. If he died from anaphylaxis sucking Trump off, nothing of value would be lost.