• @set_secret
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    19610 months ago

    Boobs should never shut anything down. Ever.

    • @postmateDumbass
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      8110 months ago

      Its a good thing they never invented a bomb that distributed female nipples over a wide area.

      Entire cities could be lost.

      • tenchiken
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        2110 months ago

        The United military forces of me are acutely interested in this device you describe for warfare.

        • @ours
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          1310 months ago

          But it would only work on prude countries.

          France would scoff at such an attack, they have raunchier shampoo commercials. And Scandinavian countries wouldn’t even bat an eye.

        • @jj4211
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          1310 months ago

          Well, the 9/11 wasn’t about the human body. Rubbing ass against the screen is outright unsanitary.

          • @UnderpantsWeevil
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            1510 months ago

            Definitely tasteless. But hardly the worst thing I’ve seen someone post in an online space.

            I might argue the root of the problem is anonymity.

            • Sippy Cup
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              710 months ago

              I doubt it was tasteless. It probably tasted like screen

          • @scottywh
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            1010 months ago

            Does it really need to be sanitary?

            I mean, people aren’t expected to eat off it or something are they?

        • @[email protected]
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          710 months ago

          Everyone knows that if children are exposed to breasts between ages 3 and 17 they will go blind.

        • KingJalopy
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          210 months ago

          I literally wear clothes everyday. I’m doing my part.

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        i mean, the problem isn’t the portal in those cases, and i think the portal is a very cool idea – imo, the fact that these people get in the news for it is probably why they’re doing it, it’s just one way to get people’s attention by doing outrageous stuff around a new attraction

        it’s nothing new, and eventually dies off, and there are probably also many events of people being nice to each other that go unreported

        edit: also, yeah, showing body parts generally shouldn’t be considered that harshly imo - of you’re forcing people to look at them, they’re probably not pretty, but I wouldn’t call those “vulgaire” either

      • @NoFun4You
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        410 months ago

        Won’t somebody think of the children! Lol