• Doug HollandOPM
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    54 months ago

    Keanu Reeves as Hot Jesus?

    • @Death_Equity
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      34 months ago

      Haven’t you seen all the little dudes on necklaces and in solemn architecture? Jesus is cut like granite with a glorious head of hair. We need Ryan Reynolds in a wig to play Jesus. Nobody has done a sarcastic Jesus, just the breath of fresh air the character needs to speak to today’s youth. A marketable Jesus to gen z needs to be edgy and topical, no cap. Reynolds is the Jesus we need to bring up the slump in collection plate revenue faith.