• @jettrscga
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    108 months ago

    Does that mean Jesus had a hotter summer?

    There’s a movie in here somewhere.

    • Doug HollandOPM
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      48 months ago

      Keanu Reeves as Hot Jesus?

      • @Death_Equity
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        38 months ago

        Haven’t you seen all the little dudes on necklaces and in solemn architecture? Jesus is cut like granite with a glorious head of hair. We need Ryan Reynolds in a wig to play Jesus. Nobody has done a sarcastic Jesus, just the breath of fresh air the character needs to speak to today’s youth. A marketable Jesus to gen z needs to be edgy and topical, no cap. Reynolds is the Jesus we need to bring up the slump in collection plate revenue faith.