• @BigTrout75
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    -2517 days ago

    I didn’t agree with this decision. Life is precious.

    She should do some extreme sports. Jump out of a plane with one of those flying squirrel things.

    Hopefully she donates her organs

    • xxd
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      2217 days ago

      “I’m depressed and want to take my life. I’ve been struggling since my childhood and in 10 years of different kinds of treatments, nothing worked.”

      “Have you tried jumping out of a plane with one of those flying squirrel things?”

      “Oh wow, that was it, that fixed it! Thanks!” /s

      • macniel
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        516 days ago

        Just jump into the Happy Canon that shoots you into Happyland you will be so much more Happy!

        • megane-kun
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          216 days ago

          “Going into Happyland” sounds like a great euphemism. I’m going to steal it if you don’t mind.

          • macniel
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            216 days ago

            Please do. It’s just a variation of the job cannon meme.