• @ccunning
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    306 months ago

    He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin ex-wives but he had to throw it all away.

    FTFY

      • @ccunning
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        406 months ago

        Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨

        Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke

        Sorry 🫣

        • @grue
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          166 months ago

          You didn’t step on it; you assisted his layup.

          • El Barto
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            106 months ago

            To be completely transparent, I replied “yes” as a joke. I don’t know if all his exes are cousins. I do know that at least one is, though.