• Flying Squid
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    1327 months ago

    As a Jew so Jewy that I moderate c/Jewish, I can tell you for a fact that I personally use the mind control setting on my space laser to make Nick Fuentes think about sucking cock all day.

    • @PugJesus
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      377 months ago

      Thank you for your service

    • @[email protected]
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      207 months ago

      dang, I gotta seriously reconsider not being jewish. All these perks sure seem worth the trouble

      • Flying Squid
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        117 months ago

        Warning: You do have to cut off the tip of your penis.

        • @Dkarma
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          127 months ago

          Pshhh done. Next?

          • Flying Squid
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            87 months ago

            Now that’s commitment. At least it was done to me when I was a baby so I don’t remember it.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      167 months ago

      How many liters of children’s blood does that take?

    • @Agent641
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      157 months ago

      Those little hats are mind control transmitters, aren’t they?

      • Flying Squid
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        107 months ago

        Please. They’re called beanies and some come with propellers.

        (If I had a dollar for every time some idiot called a yarmulke a beanie…)