• Gormadt
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    1526 months ago

    “I’m pepper spraying the water but it won’t stop obstructing traffic!”

    • Local police probably
    • @Zachariah
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      516 months ago

      Must not be American police. That water would be half bullets here.

      • @Alexstarfire
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        266 months ago

        Nah, the acorn won’t be very loud when it hits the water.

        • I Cast Fist
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          36 months ago

          Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        Here in Germany the police tend to call the responsible hunter to avoid the paperwork, that comes with shooting their weapons.

        • @[email protected]
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          36 months ago

          That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.

    • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸
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      116 months ago

      I keep punching and choking it but it keeps coming back for more! Oh… Oh God… IT LOOKS EVEN DARKER NOW!!! EVERY POLICE MAN FOR HIMSELF