Ocean water is pushing miles beneath Antarctica’s “Doomsday Glacier” on a daily basis making it more vulnerable to melting than previously thought, according to new research, which used radar data from space to perform an X-ray of the crucial glacier.
Go nature
Maybe if we can synchronize all of the environmental damage, it will cancel out.
Just gotta raise the temp so the ice sublimates straight to steam, and escapes harmlessly into the atmosphere.
Ah. The Mr. Burns approach to longevity. We certainly seem to be committed.