It’s so hot in Mexico that howler monkeys are falling dead from the trees. At least 83 of the midsize primates, who are known for their roaring vocal calls, have been found dead in the Gulf coast state of Tabasco.
  • FiveMacs
    15•6 months ago

    Reminds me of a bad joke I saw on that garbage site that’s trying to be like Lemmy

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do

    Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms

    Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she was hit with 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

    • @[email protected]
      0•6 months ago

      Why did the redditor fall out of the tree? Because the instructions were unclear and he had his knob stuck in the monkey.