• Brownian Motion
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    11 year ago

    I would:

    • Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it.
    • Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers.
    • Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each.
    • Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing.

    Do I have any money left?

    • 50% goes to developing Australia.
    • 25% goes to the Linux foundation.
    • 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family.
    • 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.