Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up12.06Karrow-down130 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up12.03Karrow-down1imageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agomessage-square65fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareEager EaglelinkEnglish214•9 months agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink80•9 months agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager EaglelinkEnglish76•9 months agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•9 months agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish36•9 months agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•9 months agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-square@problematicPantherlink7•9 months agogoddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-square@mEEGallink2•6 months agogood thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
minus-square@HonoraryMancunianlinkEnglish3•9 months agoBut only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂