• @weariedfae
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    326 months ago

    Yeah but injuring the dude’s heart is way too far.

    The appropriately-scaled reaction is to stab a pen into their arm. Or maybe a fork to the thigh if it’s accessible and it happens when you’re eating.

    (J/k but like, barely)

    • @SirSamuel
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      306 months ago

      I think we can all agree that intentionally killing or maiming someone is a step too far. A little light stabbing in response to malicious cuntery is perfectly acceptable