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The complete destruction of Google Search via forced AI adoption and the carnage it is wreaking on the internet is deeply depressing, but there are bright spots. For example, as the prophecy foretold, we are learning exactly what Google is paying Reddit $60 million annually for. And that is to confidently serve its customers ideas like, to make cheese stick on a pizza, “you can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue” to pizza sauce, which comes directly from the mind of a Reddit user who calls themselves “Fucksmith” and posted about putting glue on pizza 11 years ago.

A joke that people made when Google and Reddit announced their data sharing agreement was that Google’s AI would become dumber and/or “poisoned” by scraping various Reddit shitposts and would eventually regurgitate them to the internet. (This is the same joke people made about AI scraping Tumblr). Giving people the verbatim wisdom of Fucksmith as a legitimate answer to a basic cooking question shows that Google’s AI is actually being poisoned by random shit people say on the internet.

Because Google is one of the largest companies on Earth and operates with near impunity and because its stock continues to skyrocket behind the exciting news that AI will continue to be shoved into every aspect of all of its products until morale improves, it is looking like the user experience for the foreseeable future will be one where searches are random mishmashes of Reddit shitposts, actual information, and hallucinations. Sundar Pichai will continue to use his own product and say “this is good.”

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    1237 months ago

    Maybe try the recipe before you talk shit, you scaredy cats.

    • @CarCdrCons
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      1277 months ago

      My gf tried it. When I asked her how it was, she just said “mmm mmm mmm.” At first I thought she liked it but then I realized it was just that her lips were stuck together.

      • @fogelmensch
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        367 months ago

        Once there was this kid who

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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          107 months ago

          Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint

          • @Doomsider
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            47 months ago

            And when they finally caught him

      • @lando55
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        257 months ago

        Your girlfriend has birthmarks all over her body?

    • nifty
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      97 months ago

      I did, the tomato sauce got a weird color because of the glue so I added red crayons to even it out

    • @[email protected]
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      47 months ago

      I don’t know if I want this to be the acid test for all of Malicious Mallard’s recommendations.