• @niktemadur
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    99 months ago

    They won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.

    • @Everythingispenguins
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      99 months ago

      Seriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source.

      There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.

      • @finkrat
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        69 months ago

        Humanity: having an obesity epidemic

        Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”

        • @Everythingispenguins
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          -39 months ago

          Well you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal.

          I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win

      • @Anticorp
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        19 months ago

        House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.

        • @Everythingispenguins
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          29 months ago

          That is why I always make sure they have extra food.

          Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn’t suggest looking up pictures of this.