• toomanypancakes
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    187 months ago

    Drank way too much, played magic the gathering with a friend using my unicorn deck, and loudly shouted “unicorn” every time I played one and took a shot of tequila right after. Around halfway through the game I shouted “unicorn”, followed it up with a “damn it”, and casually walked to the bathroom and threw up.

    Not terribly alarming I guess, but it was memorable.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      7 months ago

      I had a “condition” when I drank to much, that I called the “The ‘ol Burp & Purge.”

      Anytime I drink too much, especially drinks with carbonation, I hit a point where I know I have to burp, but that burp is going to bring everything back up with it.

      I got to the point that I could I calmly state “I need to burp” and I’d retreat to a bathroom.

      My roommate at the time knew exactly what was going on. He’d seen numerous occasions where I did not go to the bathroom to burp & knew what followed.

      I eventually learned that everyone else we drank profusely with just assumed I was a ridiculously polite drunk.