• @currycourier
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    37 months ago

    The last one got me good lmao, I’m so curious, what’s her story?

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      She was under arrest with medical problems, so the cruiser followed us to the hospital. She was quite chatty and at the end of the trip said “I haven’t had sex in toooo long,” and then looked at my partner. You could see all three brain cells put it together and she smiled at him and said “heyyyyy.”

      We did not wreck the ambulance and she went to jail from the hospital.