@[email protected] to [email protected] • 8 months agoWhat did you buy that improved your life?message-square189fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down16
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-28 months agoOh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•edit-28 months ago…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoIt’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agoI’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•8 months agoSorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books
Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
It’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
I’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books