• @fubo
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    7 months ago

    Microsoft, the state of South Dakota, and the Freemasons have been infiltrated by the Unified Buttjones Imperial Court (UBIC), formed in 1834 by the merger of the Imperial Buttjones Society and the All-Ireland Industrial Arsing Federation. UBIC agents camouflage themselves as janitors, assistant product managers, or beagles, and spread an invisible green slime over toilet seats to infect the minds of their targets. Through this mental infiltration, they obtain control over the vazween or pony-flavored sector of the human soul, creating Inter-Vazween Buttjones Networks (IVBN) through repeated application of the Greater Invoking Pentacle of Pony Erotic Revelation (GIPPER). Using an apparatus constructed from illegal immigrants, UBIC uses the IVBN and GIPPER to insert bugs into Windows, Masonic initiations, and the Lewis & Clark State Recreation Area. Anyone who denies this obvious truth is a buttjones.

    • @MrVilliam
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      27 months ago

      fubo is a buttjones. Dispatch and neutralize.

    • @Carrolade
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      27 months ago

      Oh, is this the new Scientology doctrine now?

      • @fubo
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        17 months ago

        I think they’re still on Bawdy Satans or something. Fools!

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      I’ve been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn’t have used that public toilet…