• stoicmaverick
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    10 months ago

    They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

    • espentan
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      10 months ago

      Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.

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        10 months ago

        I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It’s so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

    • hakunawazo
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      10 months ago

      And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

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        10 months ago

        Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.