• @hakunawazo
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    26 months ago

    And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

    • @stoicmaverick
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      36 months ago

      Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.