[email protected] • 8 months ago

If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

[email protected] • 8 months ago

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4•8 months ago
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
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  1•8 months ago
  Like in the SNL sketch?
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    1•8 months ago
    Thats not quite how I pictured it.

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