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    56 months ago

    Or do what I do, and downplay it. Sure, nobody ever takes my “suggestions”, but at least they’re never disappointed!

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      46 months ago

      Hey man, lemme tell you about this game Portal: someone belittles you while you shoot a gun that doesn’t even kill people.

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      36 months ago

      Buddy, have you ever seen The Princess Bride? It’s about a guy who reads a book to his grandson.

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      16 months ago

      Have you ever read one of my favorite books: Project Hail Mary? No? It’s about… uhh… a guy waking up and… hearing a voice. That happens on the first page, and… anything else would be a spoiler.