• @voracitude
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    157 months ago

    Don’t you hate it when you reach for a napkin but then your hand gets stuck to the dispenser and you watch in horror as the sides of the dispenser morph into tentacles that reach out and mercilessly beat you into bloody mush - or they would, if it were a full-sized mimic, but instead the angry lil guy can only pitter-pat against your wrist and you’re all like

    Nyawww, lil napkin mimic, so angry and vish! But bro I kinda need my hands back now

    So you pat and stroke the napkin mimic until it calms down and even lets you take a napkin like you wanted?