• @dohpaz42
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      1271 month ago

      To be fair, I’d never thought he’d get this far. So maybe, just maybe, at least in an alternate universe, justice will actually be served. 🤞

      • @proudblond
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        171 month ago

        I was about to ask if I could be transferred to that alternate universe, but maybe I’d actually like to be transferred to one where 2016 went drastically differently.

        • @LilDumpy
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          111 month ago

          You are allowed, but in that universe you must actually PokémonGO to the polls.

          • @ulkesh
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            41 month ago

            Please, no. Nope. No. NO!

        • @dohpaz42
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          11 month ago

          Have you seen the directors cut of butterfly effect? Yeah, I’d like that ending in my alternate universe.

      • @Wrench
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        11 month ago

        We are the alternate universe that’s stupidly fucked up.

    • @KrankyKong
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      191 month ago

      The article says that a fine is more likely than prison time. So he’ll sell a few more hats, collect some donations from his base, and be good to go.

      • @samus12345
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        51 month ago

        Best case scenario, it takes money that could have been spent on his campaign away.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          Well, he’s not paying until the appeals process is over, which presumably will go way into the next presidential term.

          • @samus12345
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            21 month ago

            Ah, good point. So, it just takes away money from rubes.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        I feel silly to have to say this but you’re fucking kidding me right?

        My justice bones lasted all of 10 minutes.

    • @Dkarma
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      21 month ago

      On a 34 felony count conviction?

    • @suction
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      11 month ago

      Everything that needed to happen already happened.

    • @mrmhm
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      01 month ago

      This is going to get punted through appeals and yeah, nothing of substance is going to happen