For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as “Chief Innovation Evangelist”.

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    6 months ago

    I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though

    • @Bgugi
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      206 months ago

      At first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.

      • @papalonian
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        76 months ago

        Yeah I’m still not getting it lol

        • @Glytch
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          186 months ago

          In case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome

          • @papalonian
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            96 months ago

            Shit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.

          • @bighatchester
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            16 months ago

            Thanks for explaining it . I really didn’t get it lol .