• @[email protected]
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    327 months ago

    A grease fire in an electric toaster? Nothing a bowl of water couldn’t cure. /s

    (/s because it would explode and could electrocute you at the same time)

    • @Frozengyro
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      47 months ago

      It’s best to submerge it completely. A bathtub is the easiest option for most people.

    • @[email protected]
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      -177 months ago

      WTF is the point of making a joke, putting an idiot-“s” then a disclaimer?

      If someone takes you seriously that’s a Darwin award waiting to happen and the human race will improve slightly

        • @B312
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          24 months ago

          As an ex-young person and a non native english speaker, definitely agree. Back when I was younger and on Reddit I have missed satire on many different jokes cause the intentions of commenters would be hard to deduce.

          Thankfully I wasn’t stupid enough to do something like put out an electric fire with water, but there has most definitely been a case of someone killing themselves because they couldn’t tell whether a comment was a joke or not.

          • @Pilferjinx
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            27 months ago

            It’s much more fun when no one understands it’s a joke. /s btw

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            17 months ago

            At the risk of getting obliterated with down votes like you are, I enjoyed your perspective and agree with you at the surface level.