• Flying Squid
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    126 months ago

    House arrest means he can’t hold campaign rallies.

    • @BangCrash
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      166 months ago

      He’ll do anything to get out of debating Biden

      • @KISSmyOSFeddit
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        36 months ago

        He only fucked Stormy Daniels to get out of the debate. 4D Chess.

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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      66 months ago

      appears at rallies via a zoom call, crumpled shirt and house in disarray in the background.

      “Look at what they did to me I can’t even have a maid come clean I just…they’ll take yours too!”