• @Plopp
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    257 months ago

    How about cardboard derivatives?

    • @[email protected]
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      187 months ago

      Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

      Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

    • @MehBlah
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      57 months ago

      Like drink straws?

      • @Plopp
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        97 months ago

        That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.