Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men - LGBTQ Nation
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A "Christian, conservative, Constitution supporter" is holding the opposite of Pride Month at his Boise bar... but it still sounds pretty gay.
  • FireWire400English
    39•7 months ago

    How do you prove your sexuality to others?

    • @[email protected]English
      34•7 months ago

      You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.

      • FireWire400English
        11•7 months ago

        But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?

        • shuzukoEnglish
          13•7 months ago

          Asexual people don’t exist in MAGALand, silly!

        • @KbobabobEnglish
          -2•7 months ago

          It’s a male bartender

    • @[email protected]English
      21•7 months ago

      You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.

      • @[email protected]English
        18•7 months ago

        Next month: pink eye awareness month!

        Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month

    • @UnderpantsWeevilEnglish
      10•7 months ago

      The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.

      • @1995ToyotaCorollaEnglish
        5•7 months ago

        Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday