• FuglyDuck
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    789 months ago

    There’s a correlation between wearing socks and athlete’s foot. Socks cause athletes foot, clearly, and so we shouldn’t wear socks when wearing shoes.

    • Flying Squid
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      119 months ago

      Amen, brother! I have long freed my feet from the prison that is the sock!

      • @AbidanYre
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        229 months ago

        That just seems like a practical cost cutting measure for a squid.

        • FaceDeer
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          89 months ago

          Meanwhile, shoes for cloven hooves are custom and they cost a fortune. And I need four. :(

        • Flying Squid
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          59 months ago

          True. Also, buying five pairs of socks at once gets expensive.

      • FuglyDuck
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        29 months ago

        You wear socks…. With…. Sandals?!?!?

        E’eryone, git your pitchforks!! They’re coming to force you to wear SOCKS WITH SANDALS!!!

          • FuglyDuck
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            29 months ago

            Alright. I got nothing. You win.

            enjoy shopping at walmart.

            • Evkob (they/them)
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              19 months ago

              If wearing Crocs with socks is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

              My all-time favourite graffiti I’ve seen in the wild is “Don’t touch my croc socks”. Sound advice.

              • FuglyDuck
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                29 months ago

                Hey. Be comfortable. if you’re comfortable in crocs and socks…

                i’m more laughing at the suessian rhyme. “would you wear crocs with socks… and a fox?”… "WHAT MOXIE! I would not, could not, should not wear crocs with socks… not in a box, not with a fox… "