• Dr. Wesker
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    546 months ago

    What kind of degenerate sleeps without the head of their bed up against a wall?

        • @[email protected]
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          376 months ago

          When you get bedbugs and want to prevent them from getting on your bed (after treatment, say) you pull your bed away from the wall, thus limiting the surfaces they can transfer from. If you also put your bedposts in interceptor traps you’re pretty safe from them. They’ll get stuck in the traps and be unable to get out.

          Source: had to deal with the bastards for a year because of a useless landlord and incompetent exterminator. Got really, really good at pest management.

          • @Alteon
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            36 months ago

            I heard that they can climb to the ceiling and drop down. Not sure how true it is, but helps to enforce how nightmarish they are, like they are some sort of unstoppable entity.

            • @[email protected]
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              46 months ago

              I’ve heard that too, but it seems pretty unlikely and I never experienced it when I had bedbugs. Plus it would have to be a pregnant(?) bedbug to continue to spread the infestation, otherwise the rare one that dropped on the bed would be stuck there and eventually die…

            • @[email protected]
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              26 months ago

              I dunno if they’re quite that smart. If they are, they didn’t do that when I had them.

          • @EvacuateSoul
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            26 months ago

            Right, but in that case you could get a frame with a headboard.

            • @[email protected]
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              26 months ago

              A headboard touching the ground just invites them in. If the headboard is removable, remove it temporarily.

              • @EvacuateSoul
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                26 months ago

                They are mounted to the same frame you said you put on the trap stands.

                • @[email protected]
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                  36 months ago

                  Yes, but some are removable. If you can’t remove it you’re pretty much screwed - good luck getting a headboard inside of an interceptor trap. Just the bedposts, wheels, or whatever the frame has go into the traps. Basically you need to limit the access they have from wherever they’re hiding to your bed.

      • @[email protected]
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        146 months ago

        But then Monsters can attack you from any angle - Bed in the corner gang sleeping back to the wall.

          • @[email protected]
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            56 months ago

            Wtf next thing you’re going to say you sleep with your arm hanging off the side of the bed or your feet sticking over the edge. I’m surprised you’re still alive.

          • @Land_Strider
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            26 months ago

            What a mad lad. Is it possible to learn this power?

            • @[email protected]
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              26 months ago

              I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I’m not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part… Maybe it’ll just happen naturally over time?

    • @Mango
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      06 months ago

      Me. I don’t need my bed clapping against the wall alerting my incredibly nosy neighbors to my evening activities.