• no bananaOP
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    27 months ago

    You and what army? Those brigands over there? I’m already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I’ll have them turn you into mush!

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      You pay them but I’ve married my daughter to their leader. We will split the process after we’ve arrested you for treason.

      Pretty good idea that law thing. I might pay someone to carve it into a stone dinner day.

      • no bananaOP
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        27 months ago

        I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.