• @Cryophilia
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    277 months ago

    Take your kid to the playground.

    It’s a perfect equivalent, because you’ll get the occasional sexist saying vile things and forcing you to leave, too! But mostly, women will fawn over you.

    • Lad
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      147 months ago

      When I was a teenager, I used to walk my grandma’s cute dog past the nearby all-girls school when the girls were coming out at the end of the schoolday.

      Guy with cute dog + dozens of girls around = loads of attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • @Snowclone
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        6 months ago

        Terrible advice for anyone who isn’t the same age as teenage girls.

      • @Cryophilia
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        97 months ago

        Supply and demand. Even ugly guys get attention in an all-female area.

    • @Dozzi92
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      117 months ago

      It’s funny, two things that made it infinitely easier to pick up women were my wedding ring and my kids. Of course it’s probably the complete lack of pressure, knowing I’m not actually picking up anyone. Always been a confidence issue.

    • @KrankyKong
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      57 months ago

      Are you watching your kid play from the bushes or something? I’ve never had about encounter like that at the playground.

      • @Cryophilia
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        37 months ago

        I don’t have any kids, but I’ve heard from friends. Man with kid = pedophile, somehow, in some people’s minds.