• @Fedizen
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    534 months ago

    jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait

    • Flying Squid
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      214 months ago

      Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.

      • @rayyy
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        104 months ago

        money lenders money lauderers

      • @[email protected]
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        94 months ago

        That’s the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.

        • Flying Squid
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          64 months ago

          So you’re saying it’s sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine?

          They are the same!

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.

      • Nom Nom
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        4 months ago

        Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.

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    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?

      It’s just history repeating.

      • @masquenox
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        44 months ago

        That’s the comedy skit we deserve… ancient Big Fish and Big Bread getting all hysterial because “some guy” was giving the stuff out for free.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 months ago

          Don’t forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her “immaculate conception” story. Having three “wise” men over checking if they were the father.

      • FuglyDuck
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        34 months ago

        The disciples, many were fairly wealthy. Even the fishermen were successful enough to manage and maintain boats (and the labor to handle them). The idea that the disciples were poor is a bit errant.