Yeah, I totally get that. Give me $46 billion or I won’t be motivated any more either.

  • Flying Squid
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    587 months ago

    And out of the 8 billion people on this planet, there’s not one other who could be motivated for less and be at least an equally effective CEO?

    • DiplomjodlerOP
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      167 months ago

      Shit, I’ll do it for half that!

      • Flying Squid
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        157 months ago

        If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.

        • DiplomjodlerOP
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          67 months ago

          Damn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.

          • Flying Squid
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            77 months ago

            $250,000 and a car.

            But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.

              • Flying Squid
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                77 months ago

                20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!

                • DiplomjodlerOP
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                  47 months ago

                  Actually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          56 months ago

          But can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.