A federal judge in New York has given the go-ahead to a New York woman’s class action lawsuit which claims consumers are being duped by Cold Stone Creamery when they purchase certain flavors that “do not contain their represented ingredients.”

Is it nuts to assume a scoop of pistachio ice cream should contain actual pistachios? Or how about real butter in a dish of butter pecan?

Such weighty questions about a favorite summertime confection could soon be decided by the courts.

A federal judge in New York has given the go-ahead to a Long Island woman’s class action lawsuit that claims consumers are being duped by Cold Stone Creamery when they purchase certain flavors that “do not contain their represented ingredients.”

Lead plaintiff Jenna Marie Duncan purchased her serving of pistachio ice cream from a Cold Stone Creamery store in Levittown, New York, in or around July 2022. According her lawsuit, Duncan “reasonably believed that the Pistachio ice cream she purchased from defendant contained pistachio.”

  • TheRealKuniEnglish
    2•6 months ago

    Because I’d personally rather be poked in the eye than stabbed in the chest

    Instructions unclear, proceeding to stab you in the eye.

    • Flying Squid
      2•6 months ago

      And as in pain as I am, I’m not dead like I would be if you stabbed me in the chest, so you proved my point!

      Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to the emergency room.

      • @AngryCommieKender
        2•6 months ago

        We really need to find you a good cleric. Not sure you could afford a Heal though.

        • Flying Squid
          3•6 months ago

          Can I have a bionic eye?

          And can there be a cool sound effect when I run?

          “We can rebuild him. We have the technology.”