• @Num10ck
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    1717 days ago

    maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

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      1217 days ago

      then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

      Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.