Is that a Snoopy vibrator in the bottom right corner?

Dungeons of Hinterwald is a fantastic AA game, if you haven’t played it.

Legend of Zelda Majora’s Mask

Super Smash Bros Melee

Halo: Reach

RuneScape

Guildwars 2

Do most people not put a towel down first?

Assassination would stop him from hurting people quicker than cancer. Even if he had a stroke that debilitated him he wouldn’t get impeached, he’d just effectively be a more obedient puppet.

Not to mention, assassination sends a message to his peers too. As much as I want him to suffer, I think a quick assassination would be more effective.

Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

Eeschay

Healthcare, in the US, is still pretty expensive even if you have insurance. Chosing between maybe dying or being disabled, and being homeless is pretty common place here in the best country in the world.

It says “even a sip”, so I suppose it’s a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it’s diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

“that’s a lot of money for such an ugly watch.”

Incriminate himself? He’s far too rich for that to matter.

Deported directly into a wood chipper.

I can’t speak for other people. But at least for me all the “still cis” and “I’m an egg hahah” was pretty much checking out a new identity but using humor to make it easier like you said.

Basically. When you finally realize/accept it we call that cracking.

An egg is a trans person who hasn’t realized/accepted that they’re trans yet, not just one that’s in the closet.

So incredibly, bafflingly, stupefyingly incompetent that even if you use the MAGA Razor they still look like pants-on-head-stupid, coconut-bonkers, clown-shoes dipshits.

Honestly, with this administration we should be using the reverse of Hanlans razor: Don’t assume incompetence when malice is sufficient explanation.

This is a class thing, not a race thing, dip shit. For real, there are so many things to make fun of white people for and you choose a problem caused by the owning class.

Trump isn’t better than the other Nazis, he just hasn’t had his way as much (yet)

One of my favorite memories of my dog Skippy was watching him hunt houseflies. Anytime there was one buzzing around in my bedroom as a kid he’d always bounce around snapping at them. To my knowledge he never caught one, but I always loved watching him. Even when he woke me up by literally jumping off my torso to snap at one.