The barber is a woman.

Vaginaplasty

You’re dealing with Americans here… Most of them are barely cognizant.

The only Americans that’ll disagree with that have never worked customer service.

Looks like it’s sucking air through the filters.

Fuck, I was right: I’m really not a grass-ologist

Honestly the Netherlands seems pretty great.

Doofus

Thoughts can be words.

Not to mention, cargo bikes are a thing.

It is, but they’re expensive, and since owning a car is already a pretty expensive necessity not everyone has it.

I don’t really have an inner monologue unless I very intentionally think in words. Otherwise I just think in thoughts. 🤷‍♀️

Well damn I can’t control the weather

If it takes off it might still make it harder to find a decent dairy alternative for people with this kind of allergy.

Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.

Eat some of those dead ladybugs

They’re lucky they didn’t get BLASTED too.

Hey, Nestle may have murdered a bunch of infants in Africa in the name of profits, but that’s nothing compared to charging $80s for Switch 2 games /s

Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.

You become triple gay. The gay stacks are additive, not multiplicative.

specifically sending cash to people who are already swimming in cash, and whose taxes were actually cut = “patriotism”

These stupid motherfuckers can’t even get the right kind of 'tism.