George Quinn, a quality control operator for local gas cap manufacturer Babaco, recently realized the amount of sheer envy he had for a coworker who is simply too stupid to have every ounce of happiness in his life crushed by their employer, several grouchy sources report.
About 20 years ago, I wasted a year of my life detesting every.single.day of my ‘new’ job. I had promised the employer that I’d stay “at least 3 years”, and I wanted to keep my promise and “My InTeGrItY”.
Fuck integrity! I’ll never forget the day I finally quit. And vowed to NEVER trash myself like that again.
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