https://xkcd.com/2944

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The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.

  • Flying Squid
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    36 months ago

    What the fuck?

    Magnet fishing, also called magnetic fishing, is searching in outdoor waters for ferromagnetic objects available to pull with a strong neodymium magnet.[1] Recovered items may be dangerous, such as firearms, ammunition, and bombs.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet_fishing

    Why would anyone do this?

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      Goblin brain likes little trinkets made of metal. Goblin brain demands I find them, keep them, anything to distract from the void.

      may be dangerous, such as firearms, ammunition, and bombs.

      Also goblin brain not always best decision maker.

      • @Agent641
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        26 months ago

        I have severe goblin brain. Must collect metals.

    • @BassaForte
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      96 months ago

      Think using a metal detector on a beach, but better… Who wouldn’t want to do this?

      • Flying Squid
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        16 months ago

        I’m not getting the ‘better’ part. You’re much more stationary and whatever you pull up will be coated with muck and slime and, as what I pasted said, it might also seriously hurt or even kill you.

        I’d say finding a bomb on a beach that no one has discovered yet is less likely than finding one in a river.

        • @BassaForte
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          6 months ago

          From my other comment:

          So at best, you find something rare and valuable, and at worst, you’re removing trash from the waterways. What’s not to love?

          Also finding an active bomb anywhere is extremely rare… Not even possible enough to worry about.

          • Flying Squid
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            06 months ago

            At worst, you’re blown into a bunch of little bloody pieces.

            But removing trash from the waterways I can get behind.

            • @BassaForte
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              76 months ago

              There isn’t even one instance of an active bomb exploding… And magnet fishing is a pretty common thing. Plus generally people will call the police if they find something potentially dangerous or used in a crime. It’s probably fine.

              • Liz
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                56 months ago

                I remember watching a video where some people pulled a landmine out of a river and the cops were so annoyed to have to deal with it. Apparently this wasn’t the first explosive that’s come up out of that river and the cops basically blamed the people for pulling out another one.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 months ago

      Because our ancestors got dopamine when they picked a berry and that increased their odds of survival

      • Flying Squid
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        26 months ago

        Only ferromagnetic coins which… does anyone use those?

        • @[email protected]
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          Most of Canada’s small coins respond to magnets. Not sure about other countries.

          Edit: Or even better, old ferromagnetic coins or forgotten tools from past ages if you’re in areas of the old world