• Tedrow
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    267 months ago

    Come on, you know adults don’t like things that taste good!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      7 months ago

      “Gimme a drink that burns like fuck going down and tastes like old wood.”

      “Here’s your whiskey. And for you, sir?”

      “I want the same burning, but can mine taste like pine sol?”

      “Here’s your gin.”

      • @militaryintelligence
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        7 months ago

        “Burn, of course, but I have this cough”

        “One jaegermeister coming up”

    • Nougat
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      77 months ago

      Old people do be eatin that liver at the diner tho