• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    4 months ago

    “Gimme a drink that burns like fuck going down and tastes like old wood.”

    “Here’s your whiskey. And for you, sir?”

    “I want the same burning, but can mine taste like pine sol?”

    “Here’s your gin.”

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      “Burn, of course, but I have this cough”

      “One jaegermeister coming up”