• @JeeBaiChow
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    166 months ago

    Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.

    • @[email protected]
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      Don’t lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.

      Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.

      • @tfw_no_toiletpaper
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        -16 months ago

        Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s how you build natural immunity.

        You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face.

        You’d think germ theory hasn’t been discovered since fucking 1762.

        • @samus12345
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          26 months ago

          You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly?

          Yes, which is why you don’t need to go out of your way to get exposed to more.

            • @samus12345
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              36 months ago

              Good metaphor, since the water balloon is separate from the waterfall and could be filled with anything.

              • @elfin8er
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                36 months ago

                I mean, by definition a water balloon is filled with water.

        • @ameancow
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          That’s how you build natural immunity.

          Not everything you’re infected with gives you benefits, there are a vast many transmissible infectious agents that can literally kill you. While the chances of licking your finger in a grocery store and getting something that bad are pretty slim, it does happen, and your “natural immunity” is working all the time anyway, you don’t need to DO anything to help it along, stop thinking you know better than either medical science OR your own body. If you’re annoyed with how other people handle their hygiene, how about be an adult and keep quiet.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      6 months ago

      You gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.

      Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?

      • @JeeBaiChow
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        06 months ago

        I didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.

          • @JeeBaiChow
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            16 months ago

            So does your mom, son. So does your mom.

            • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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              16 months ago

              We’ve established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.

              • @JeeBaiChow
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                06 months ago

                Good. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.

                • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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                  16 months ago

                  No, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.

                  • @JeeBaiChow
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                    06 months ago

                    So lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.