• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    06 months ago

    Fuck dude wipes though, that’s a ridiculous concept. Just get a fucking bidet and stop hating your anus

    I just use baby wipes, they’re cheaper and not gendered, plus I already needed them for my kids. Haven’t taken the plunge on a bidet yet

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      46 months ago

      Totally fair, I used baby wipes and just threw them away before my bidet. Bought a cheap cold water only bidet and it changed my life! It’s especially good for periods and cleaning for butt stuff. And horrid shits.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        -16 months ago

        No, but neither are my kids’ diapers. The way I see it is there are far worse things I could do to the environment and far more impactful changes I can make on my life for the environment than consuming 3-4 packs of baby wipes a year. I’m sure I’ll convert to a bidet sometime but right now I’ve got bigger fish to fry

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      1
      edit-2
      6 months ago

      Something I’ve seriously considered is how you can just add a hose and nozzle “bum gun” to your existing toilet water supply valve and you just need to affix a little mount for it on the wall. Hardware stores have kits for this that aren’t particularly expensive.

      It’s definitely much cheaper than a whole porcelain piece of furniture or one of those fancy seats that probably wants access to your Wi-Fi and an account subscription. XD

      I noticed my in-laws had these things while we were house sitting for them, and dared to try it out. Weird at first, but(t) AMAZING.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      -76 months ago

      Just get a fucking bidet

      So I walk around all day with swamp ass. Pass, will continue to use regular, actually flushable TP.

      • @Clent
        link
        16 months ago

        Same reason I never shower after sweating. Why would I add more water. Study it out, sheeple!