• @UnderpantsWeevil
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      66 months ago

      Broke: How many times will I need to repair this bike over a lifetime of ownership?

      Woke: How many people will stare at me as I’m biking?

      Bespoke: How many times will this bike get me laid?

      • @captainlezbian
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        26 months ago

        For the last one it’s more competitive than you think. I’ve gotten laid thanks to a bike people didn’t even see. Gets you an ass that does wondets