@ForgottenFlux to TechnologyEnglish • 4 months agoWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square259arrow-up1830arrow-down113
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish64•4 months agoI bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•4 months agoThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
minus-square@madcaesarlinkEnglish12•4 months agoMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4… Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
And the Blutooth butt plugs
And here I am, wearing those just for fun
This is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4…
Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants
I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!